Future news anchor Caressa Cameron
The new Miss America says she wants to be a local TV news anchor.
Great. Take a number and get in line.
The true revelation was the dance moves of Miss America judge Rush Limbaugh. Believe me, this has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with why guys like Rush (and me) should stay seated during such occasions.
The Brooks File 
Glad to hear that SOMETHING works on Rush…LOL
I thought that Rush had a bad back! He must have taken a lot of pills last night!
Don’t worry Gerry, there are still a lot of us who would watch you instead of the New Miss. America!
Back to the Pro Bowl……
The Pro Bowl? You’re a diehard.
He should team up with Carl Rove on ” Dancing With The Geez-Ars. ” And after ” getting down ” the camera caught him sitting down real quick like. He’d better have refills
Gerry, can I please be an anchor on WVIT, oh, NBD 30 HD!? I will be just like Conan..as an anchor, I will bring the ratings down with me!
No Marshall, you may not. But thank you for asking. Enter a pageant instead.