My wife is exploring our next vacation destination. (I know, I know, it’s been weeks since we were last on vacation.)
She asked me to check out the website of a Mexican resort that friends will be staying at. And when I did, I saw the magic words: COMPLIMENTARY GREENS FEES. (Silent squeals of delight.)
Except…I couldn’t find anything on the website about a golf course. Hmmmmm. Oh, look, there’s the word “activities.”
Ah, golf nearby! And again, the magic words: COMPLIMENTARY GREENS FEES. “Click to learn more details.”
There it is…in teeny tiny print: “Terms and conditions apply.”
“Premium tee time supplement: $35.” (A premium tee time turns out to be anything between 6AM and 1PM.)
“Cart fee: $50 per person in shared cart.” (Carts mandatory.)
Nothing about complimentary transportation to the course. Let’s figure at least $20.
So COMPLIMENTARY GREENS FEES will run at least $100.