“Hello, I’m Samantha calling on behalf of NBC News. Would you be willing to answer a series of questions about the current political landscape?”
“Great! First, how old are you?”
“Thank you for your time. Goodbye.”
Obviously, I was not object of their demographic affection.
I wanted to scream into the phone, “Hey Missy, I can still party you under the table!!!”
But I never had the chance.
And I can.