Leafing through the paper this morning, the headline hit like a brick.
BRITNEY SPEARS TICKETS TOP OUT AT $350
Wow. That’s two weeks allowance for some kids!
I don’t blame Britney Spears or her management for asking $350 for the best seats in the house when she appears at the XL Center in Hartford on August 8th. (By the way, the cheap seats are only $29.50.)
And there is value added, because Nicki Minaj, Jessie and the Toy Boys, and Nervo are also on the bill. (The key is to write of them as if you know who they are.)
My question isn’t why Britney is asking $350. My question is who pays $350?
Looking at that picture, I’m thinking…ohhhhhh…I’m thinking she gets lots of tweets from the Weiners of the world. Yeah. That’s what I’m thinking.