News item: PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in southwest Florida are investigating a burglary at a home being rented by Tampa Bay Rays players Evan Longoria, David Price and Reid Brignac during spring training.
I will think of Evan Longoria the next time I hear an announcer say, “And the runner is gunned down at third!!!”
The season starts Thursday.
(It was quickly pointed out to me that this is consecutive posts mentioning AK-47s. I may be dangerous, but I am not armed.)