My wife called a contractor who clears snow from roofs.
He: “Hey, how’s Gerry? I haven’t seen him in years.”
She: “You know him?”
He: “Yeah, I was the bartender at TGI Fridays when the Channel 30 gang used to come in on Friday nights. I poured his fishbowls of Jack.”
She: “Great. So you can do this?”
He: “Oh yeah. I’ll be over to take a look.”
Funny how things work out. I’ll have to buy that man a drink.