I subscribe to Golf and Golf Digest.
With every cover of every issue, I’m willing to suspend disbelief. Maybe I can add 20 yards with the swing I have now! Maybe I can buy a better game! Maybe I’ll be able to hit it 300 yards when I’m 75 years old (if I’m standing on the edge of a 300-foot cliff.)
But with the new issue of Golf, I’ve discovered my limit.
You see those forearms? You see that waist?
No, I cannot look like Camilo Villegas. Not in this lifetime, anyway. I could work out religiously every day and count every last calorie that I consume. And I will still never look like Camilo Villegas.
Now, about adding those 20 yards…