I Need a Publicist

Now we know why Charlie Sheen trashed a suite at The Plaza in New York. 

“What we are able to determine is that Charlie had an adverse allergic reaction to some medication…”  (Stan Rosenfield, Sheen’s shill.)

Left unsaid was:

We expect you to believe this because you are stupid beyond belief.

We expect you to believe this because you love Charlie more than you love your daddy.

We expect you to believe this because you wish you could trash a suite at The Plaza.

We expect you to believe this because Charlie makes $1.25 million dollars per episode of his sitcom and you can’t pay off your Visa bill.

So the next time you do something really bad, go ahead, try the “adverse allergic reaction to medication” defense.

And let me know how that works out for you.  (But don’t ask me to bail you out.)

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About Gerry

I've been covering Connecticut news and sports since 1974. I know, I don't look that old.
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11 Responses to I Need a Publicist

  1. Gerry,
    You don’t need a publicist. About the only thing you trashed, which created any controversy, was your mustache.
    And you certainly didn’t need to go to rehab over that.

  2. Joan says:

    I think Charlie Sheen really isn’t playing a character on Two and Half Men. He’s playing himself! Jerk!

  3. Mary says:

    Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it sure does buy a get out of jail free card. It baffles the mind with all that money and he can’t hire someone to keep him out of trouble, or at the very least out of the media spotlight. Couldn’t let the weekend with his daughters end on a possitive note……………………

  4. Wendy says:

    Gerry, you don’t need to hire a publicist. You have a bazillion of them, and they cost nothing! All of us who watch you are your publicists! I, for one, always tell people I only watch NBC30 and Gerry Brooks! I bet many others do the same thing!

  5. Gerry says:

    As always, ladies, thank you for your input.
    And Wendy, I’ll call you personally after I trash my first hotel room.

  6. And the airwaves are thick with LaBron James loathing? Maybe Charlie keeps trying to relive, and really live, those early scenes in Apolalypse Now where his father was in that hotel room making Hunter S. Thompson look like a teetotaler.

  7. Jeff in Meriden says:

    Also left unsaid was the specific “medication” that Charlie supposedly had an “allergic reaction” to . . .

    Hmmmm . . .

    Perhaps some things are better left unsaid.

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