No, I don’t. Yes, I do. No, really, I don’t. You bet your dupa I do.
His name is Brad Dalke. He’s 12. The little rat bastard talented young golfer just verbally committed to play at Oklahoma.
He’s in 7th grade. And he’s not so little. Five-foot-eight, 175-pounds. This son of a bitch strapping young lad pounds the ball 280 yards off the tee.
This little sh*t future star from Texas just shot back-to-back-to-back 68s to win a national tournament in Pinehurst, NC. I, on the other hand, might would be willing to forfeit a gonad to break 80. Just once.
Young Brad will graduate with the Oklahoma class of 2020. But of course, he won’t play the full four years. He’ll leave after a couple of years, turn pro, make millions, win majors, marry a Swedish nanny, and…
I’ll still be trying to break 80.