Times are tough for the casinos.
Foxwoods is eliminating 85 pit managers and assistant pit managers. Why? Here’s how interim president William Sherlock explained in a statement:
“Today, Foxwoods Resort Casino commenced an organizational re-alignment to reflect standard gaming-industry business practices specific to table games.”
Someone please tell me Sherwood doesn’t talk like that. Does anyone talks like that? How about, “Casinos have decided these jobs aren’t necessary anymore. So we’re eliminating them to save money.”
But wait, there’s more.
“Eighty-five Team Members will be affected by this adjustment, and are offered the opportunity to interview for 45 new assistant casino shift manager positions.”
Team Membership has been adjusted. Please turn in your uniforms. The Team may draft 45 of you to do…ummm….something else. Talk about taking one for The Team.
Maybe I have a future as an interpreter. Of English.