Ozzy Does It

So I’m standing there, waiting to read the headlines for the 5:30 news, when I see this story rolling in the teleprompter.  I wanted to laugh out loud.

ROCKER OZZY OSBOURNE IS A SPECIMEN SCIENTISTS CAN’T WAIT TO GET THEIR HANDS ON.  THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW HE’S LIVED THIS LONG AFTER SO MANY YEARS OF DRUG ABUSE.  OSBOURNE WILL REPORTEDLY HAVE HIS ENTIRE GENETIC CODE MAPPED.  A BRITISH T-V NETWORK SAYS A COMPANY IN CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS WILL SCAN OSBOURNE’S D-N-A IN AN ATTEMPT TO FIGURE OUT HOW DRUGS ARE ABSORBED IN THE BODY.

Maybe these researchers should live the life themselves to find out.  All in the name of science, of course.

 

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About Gerry

I've been covering Connecticut news and sports since 1974. I know, I don't look that old.
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4 Responses to Ozzy Does It

  1. Steve says:

    I’ll give Ozzy at least two positives on his life’s work. The opening guitar riff on “Iron Man” is one of the greatest of all times and the collection of Black Sabbath songs are better than anything that is currently considered “Rock & Roll”.

  2. Are they going to do this after he passes away or before? If they do it before, can they also find out how they can make him talk so that people can understand him?

  3. Gerry's Mentor says:

    Ozzy’s a piker compared to Keith Richards. Every new day for him is a true miracle of humanity.

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