Sounds like a game show, doesn’t it? “Welcome to ‘What’s Under the Seat?'”!!!
I’m giving my wife’s car its annual spring cleaning. The big question every year: what will I find under the seat? Guaranteed I will find food, makeup, and at least one item that will have her say, “I wondered where that went.”
So without further adieu, here’s this year’s take: two pens, one pair of glasses (may be mine), assorted sticks of gum in various flavors, one almond, one Hershey’s Kiss (in foil, thank you), one makeup brush, and the “I wondered where that went” item: a rather large necklace.
This represents an improvement over past years, when bottles of liquids (sealed, thank heaven) and formerly fresh fruit (which somehow didn’t stink) turned up.
Not under the seat were three umbrellas (small, medium, and golf) for storms of all sizes, and two snow brushes and scrapers, which have been removed for the season.
And in the trunk…well…the trunk is another story. But eight bags?
I won’t even ask.