No, you fool. The Hurt Locker. Winner of 6 Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director!
Does it make me a bad person that I haven’t seen this movie and probably never will?
Why, you ask? Because I don’t want to, I reply.
Now let me ask a question. Why can’t we call “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire,” simply “Precious?”
That was fun. So let me ask another. Outside of Matthew Broderick, shouldn’t the members of the John Hughes Alumni Club either have been embarrassed to be on stage (yes, you, Anthony Michael Hall), or have worn signs around their necks saying, “Need work?”
A final thought: the town manager of Wethersfield is named Jeff Bridges. How many calls do you think he’s gotten today?
For actual Oscar analysis, you are now free to look elsewhere.