Gotta love the Verizon/AT&T cell phone wars, especially if you’re in an advertising-driven business. They’re dropping a ton of dough on television and print advertising. (Bless you!)
AT&T features a relatively well-known spokesman, actor Luke Wilson.
Verizon’s primary spokesman is the “Can you hear me now?” guy, Paul Marcarelli.
Wilson’s been a popular attraction at the Travelers Championship Celebrity Pro-Am. Marcarelli’s a North Haven guy.
So here’s what I’m thinking to really ramp this thing up: An MMA (mixed martial arts) showdown. Maybe pay-per-view.
WILSON VS. MARCARELLI. AT&T VS. VERIZON. WINNER GOES 5G!
Sometimes I’m blinded by my own brilliance.