Global Warming?

JD: Slimmer and still smokin'.

Not in golf, where hell has frozen solid.

Tiger Woods has made John Daly the happiest man walking the face of  a large manicured lawn.

Daly is no longer the sport’s poster boy for bad behavior.

He may have burned through four marriages, but by all accounts he was a one-woman-at-a-time guy, even when one of the wives went to prison.

And here’s the latest sign of the apocalypse:  Daly has advice for Tiger!

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I've been covering Connecticut news and sports since 1974. I know, I don't look that old.
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11 Responses to Global Warming?

  1. Sue D says:

    What a disappointment… and we used to think the only thing that could stop Tiger would be a bad knee or back… how about people boo-ing him on the first tee – it won’t be pretty for “he who is used to being adored by all” IF he can get beyond it all, it’ll be a long road back.

    • Gerry says:

      Sue, he was apparently so prolific spreading around the love, I’m astounded that he didn’t think he’d get found out.

      And I don’t care what the “experts” say. This will affect his performance. On the golf course, that is.

      • Li'l Em-Kel says:

        I agree that it will affect his performance. He can forget about grabbing more majors that Nicklaus.

        But on another point, how could all this be kept secret all this time? Could the press have been complicit, giving Eldrick a wink and a nod in order to maintain access to the sports icon? Hmmm.

        (Cynical? Me?)

      • Gerry says:

        I’m with you. I now think it’s possible he could eclipse Jack, but not probable.

        And if what we’ve seen and read over the years passes for “access” to Tiger…that’s pathetic. I mean, I love David Feherty, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he said “yes” to sex with Tiger.

      • Li'l Em-Kel says:

        If you love David Feherty, truly love him, then you must give him the space he so desperately needs. And if David loves you, Tiger can never steal him. Not permanently.

      • Gerry says:

        (Read my mind. Go ahead. Read it.)

      • Li'l Em-Kel says:

        I tried, but I only got as far as “F”.

  2. I don’t know Gerry….if you can handle that many women, be the greatest golfer, come back from knee surgery, etc…I think he can handle a few boo’s. Now, about that knee injury, I beginning to think it did not come from golf..maybe a game or two of Kama Sutra? And, how many questions do you think Steve Williams is answering to his bride on who, what, when, where…and were you involved?

  3. Tiger and David Flaherty having sex?! A couple of scenes from Last Tango In Paris come to mind with Tiger playing the Brando role and David as Maria. I don’t want to go there. I do not want to go there. Especially the scene with the marg…

    Maybe that’s a product Tiger can shill as his image is in transition.

    Or Cialis. Tiger in one tub. David in the other.

    Ay yi yi. Who would have thought two months ago we’d be imagining this stuff.

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