“Whether it’s Captain Morgan or Cap’n Crunch, that’s not the issue.” — Greg Aiello, NFL spokesman
The NFL has told Captain Morgan rum it can’t run a promotion that encourages players to strike the Captain Morgan “pose” during a game (for charity!).
The contrarian in me hates the NFL (No Fun League).
But if everything were run as well as the NFL (National Football League), we’d all be filthy rich.