Home pregnancy tests are so yesterday.
Saw a Walgreens ad for this product in the paper this morning.
Too bad David Ortiz didn’t have this fine product when he tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug in 2003. He might have been able to tell us what he took.
Why not go all the way and hire Jose Canseco do be its pitchman? (“Hey kids, if you’re gonna cheat, don’t get caught!”)