“This is failing more than a drug test, this is failing an IQ test.” (BALCO founder Victor Conte.)
Manny Ramirez (the Paris Hilton of baseball players) blamed the test result on prescription medication for what he called “a personal health issue.” (LA Times)
We could be led to believe that Manny’s “personal health issue” is between the ears.
“I don’t know. I’m assuming, like, whoever pays my bills. I never ask about that stuff.” (Paris Hilton)
In a deposition for a case in which she’s being sued for $8.3 million, Paris Hilton (the Manny Ramirez of Barbie dolls) acknowledges she’d never seen her cellphone bills until attorneys showed her one in an attempt to figure out who she was calling. (LA Times)
And her big talent is…oh, yeah.
And both of them can buy and sell us. Duh.