I hate to feed the fevered ego (thank you, Bill Hicks) of Boston Globe sports columnist Dan Shaughnessy, but today he truly mastered the art of taking up space.
Taking Tom to task for letting Gisele feed him by the pool. Really, Dan. (And if you have to ask who Tom and Gisele are, you’re in the wrong place.)
If you click here, you’ll see the reason Dan wrote the column. His editor probably said, “Danny boy, write something…anything…that’ll let us run these pictures.”
How perfect. Gentlemen, wouldn’t you love to take Tom’s place in those pictures, even for a moment? Ladies, wouldn’t you enjoy bumping Gisele aside, just to hear Tom whisper sweet nothings? (If you’re gay, just switch the “gentlemen” and “ladies.”)
As for Dan, former Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling has long referred to him as “CHB” (curly-haired boyfriend). It makes more sense now.