And apparently dumber than dirt.
He was a Marine who wanted to be a Connecticut state trooper. Fair enough.
Until Jon Van Allen of Winsted admitted that he sexually molested a young girl… during the lie detector test to become a state trooper.
Really. He thought they’d appreciate his honesty. You cannot make this stuff up. It’s stories like these that keep me constantly amazed and amused.
Not that there’s anything amusing about what he did. But every time you think you’ve heard it all, along comes a Jon Van Allen, and the ones who will come after him. And they will. They always do.
Fresh product to stock our news shelves with. Incredible.
Unbelievable. I wonder if he was arrested on the spot? Or will there be an investigation first? Either way, its nice to know HE won’t become a State Trooper any time soon.
several friends who are cops often say the criminals were in the wrong line the day god passed out brains
Cathy, he’s already been sentenced. And Jan, your friends are absolutely correct.